Chapter 831: Chapter 57: Everyone Returns Home Chapter 831: Chapter 57: Everyone Returns Home Yan Yu knew that almost every woman he met had strange sleeping habits.
Su Yunjin liked to sleep with her arms crossed, probably because she often slept with a hug pillow since she was young. Yan Yu had also seen a large Stardew plushie on her bed.
Zhao Yuanzhen always slept on her side with her legs pressed up, presumably because her buttocks were so large that sleeping with her legs together was uncomfortable.
Lin Ning had the habit of unconsciously grabbing things in her sleep. If Yan Yu was beside her, she usually ended up grabbing his hand, as if in pursuit of a sense of security, holding on tightly.
Xie Ruoxi would curl up into a ball, and if someone was beside her, she would cling to them, like a timid and shy little animal, occasionally talking in her sleep and giggling foolishly.
Chen Lingyun was relatively normal compared to them; she almost always slept on her back, with her hands placed on her abdomen unmoving, breathing stead, maintaining a fixed posture until daylight. Yan Yu tried to turn her body over once, but it wasn’t long before she turned back—this woman probably had a precisely running biological clock inside her body that continued to operate unconsciously during sleep.
Compared to them, Anna’s sleeping posture wasn’t the worst, but it wasn’t much better.
She would drag Yan Yu’s arm under her neck, forming a position as if being embraced by her husband, and then sleep comfortably.
Yan Yu had tried to withdraw his arm while she was asleep, and it seemed fine for the moment. A few hours later he woke up from his sleep and found his arm under her neck again. She must have also woken up in the middle of the night and dragged his arm over to use as a pillow.
This kind of habit was only slightly less terrible than that of the Demonic Sect Enchantress, the type that could affect the sleep quality of the person beside her. However, they also had an advantage, which was they fell asleep easily and weren’t afraid of being startled awake. No matter how you touched them or took advantage of them, it didn’t matter, so strictly speaking, this wasn’t entirely a downside.
Speaking of this, Yan Yu remembered a post he had seen on a forum before, where everyone was asked which felt better to touch, a rubber ball or a putty ball.
The rubber ball had good elasticity and would quickly bounce back when pinched; aesthetically speaking, its shape was the prettiest. The putty ball was slower to rebound, sitting soft and squishy on the table, not as pleasing to the eye as the rubber ball, but felt very comfortable to knead.
This was like rice. Some people preferred it plump and grainy, while others liked it soft and sticky so they didn’t need to chew much. Such matters of taste could easily lead to debates, and no one could convince the other side.
However, there was one point that was undisputed: bigger was better!
If you were given a marble-sized ball to play with, then it wouldn’t matter if it was rubber or putty; you could only console yourself with “at least I have something.”
As with balls, so it was with people. The true meaning of love was not to find the highest quality of the opposite sex, but not to let down the opposite sex who truly loved you.
Yan Yu pulled his arm from under Anna’s neck, then sat up in bed and carefully observed the woman beside him.
This girl… to say she was inexperienced, many details showed that she indeed had no experience interacting with men, driven by emotion rather than desire with him; but to say she was pure, which pure girl would play patient games?
Thinking back, when did she fall in love with me?
Yan Yu pondered for a moment and realized there was no clear time or event; it seemed as if she had taken a liking to him during their conversations.
But he had also visited Amur several times; the atmosphere of the Witch’s Group was one of female Transcendents being supreme, all others were of a lower species (including male Transcendents who couldn’t defeat them), so the men Anna could have contact with were all eager to put her on a pedestal like a Queen.
Growing up in such an environment, the Eclipse Queen had simply never come into contact with a man who could coexist with her on equal footing. She only had two options: either keep a man-pet in a way that treats him like a plaything, or find a man worthy of herself and lock him down tightly—Anna was undeniably the latter, proving she was a member of the Pure Love Party with an exceptionally pure bloodline!
Thinking of this, Yan Yu looked at the golden-haired beauty beside him with an additional sense of recognition.
What a coincidence, I am too!
Although I won’t lock you down, I recognize your right to be by my side!
Speaking of locking down, there was still one problem: the girls from the team were coming back.
Yan Yu calmly got out of bed and thought to himself how he would explain Anna’s presence when they found out she was here.
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Hmm, reasonable and justified, I can be at ease now.
Yan Yu went downstairs to the living room, sat on the sofa, and watched TV for a while, then heard the sound of someone coming down the stairs behind him.
Anna, wearing a pajama, came up behind the sofa, wrapped her arms around Yan Yu’s neck, and asked in a languid, alluring tone:
“Guess which of your toothpaste I just used?”
“Mint flavor, I guess.” Yan Yu casually guessed.
“Time for the answer.” Anna gently bent over, cradling Yan Yu’s head tenderly, and then kissed him.
Turns out it was the aloe vera flavored one… wait a minute, kissing is kissing, but why is it also including a head massage?
Yan Yu’s vision was obstructed, so he couldn’t observe and contemplate momentarily.
After taking a morning kiss, Anna turned and walked to the kitchen and asked:
“Do you have toast bread here?”
“Nope,” Yan Yu said.
“What about cookies?”