Around 8:30, Chu Changkuo started his live stream.
His opening line was predictably that one—dressed in a 90s Hua Zai-style white suit, with a Li Ming-inspired side parting, he roared powerfully, "Romantic Prince Chu from the Imperial Capital, Leslie Cheung, with a soulful nature, singing through the years! I’m your jukebox, Little Chu, welcome big brothers and sisters to my live stream!"
You’ve got to say, it even rhymed pretty well.
Gou Huai dived into his live stream immediately, crouching there and watching him perform.
The kid was quick to react, immediately starting interaction: "Welcome mysterious godlike rich man, who could you be? A godfather or godmother? Show your face, let me bow down to you!"
Wow, Kuokuo was really open about things online.
He was quite attentive during training...
Su Huai was laughing so hard he couldn’t help but pop up and tease him: "I’m a guy, but I don’t like being called godfather, call me hubby!"
"Ah?!"
The newbie in the live stream was taken aback, his mouth hanging wide open, completely panicked.
Damn, he wants to screw with me!
Has my charm really caught someone’s eye?
Chu Changkuo, dry-mouthed, struggled to find words, clearly overwhelmed: "Uh... big brother really likes to joke... haha, Little Steel Cannon bro, your level is so high, huh?"
Gou Huai was laughing convulsively, typing away: "Money’s no object! Call out ’good hubby,’ and bro will get you on the headlines!"
I can’t even.
Kuokuo totally lost it.
His lips twitching, eyelids jumping, he quickly glanced at the bottom of the screen, his expression filled with intense panic and fear.
Damn, where’s the operator?
You guys didn’t teach me how to deal with a male ’hubby’?
Hurry up and save me, I can’t handle Little Steel Cannon!
The operators must have DM’ed him by now, then Kuokuo read from a script: "Little Steel Cannon bro, I’m just a newbie, stop teasing me, shall I sing a song for you?"
Gou Huai was just evil, instantly replied: "Won’t listen! How about, I drop a big headline for you, and you call me bro a couple of times?"
Kuokuo’s face turned from red to purplish, looking like he was about to explode.
Just then, an outburst of laughter erupted from the dorm room; Sao Ji was banging the table and turned to shout at Su Huai: "Bro, come quick and watch idiotic Kuokuo’s livestream, he’s caught the eye of a male ’hubby,’ hell, I’m dying of laughter!"
Xia Yu, during her first time watching her senior’s live stream, shifted her focus: "What happened? Who’s into him?"
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Sao Ji was delighted, laughing while taking screenshots: "Can’t handle it, I’ve got to save this!"
Su Huai cursed jokingly: "Sao Ji, how are you wilder than me?"
He paused, then reminded: "Make sure it’s clear, send me a copy later!"
The three of them burst into laughter, while Chu Changkuo still couldn’t figure out what was going on.
His blood had drained from his face, now ghostly pale, lips pursed, not making a sound.
Facing him, Su Huai had no sense of restraint.
He threw down a gift worth 1888 yuan, it wasn’t stable at the top headline, but it did flash across the banner for three seconds, drawing a crowd of colleagues.
Little Steel Cannon: "How about that? Big bro isn’t just all talk, right? My credibility is solid as steel!"
"Fuck! Are you sick?!"
Chu Changkuo, definitely not a seasoned streamer, broke down on the spot, furiously cursing.
"I’m not fucking gay! Don’t think just because you have some fucking money, that’s going to change anything. My family is richer than yours! Fucking pervert, dumbass!"
He frantically clicked his mouse, trying to kick Su Huai’s alt account out.
Wishful thinking, a god-level account that had spent over 10 million, no streamer on the platform could kick him out.
"Motherfucker, why can’t I kick him? Where’s the moderator? Dead or what?! Can’t you do something useful?!"
Mr. Chu losing his composure was particularly embarrassing, his eyes brimming with tears of frustration.
Su Huai was also tearing up, from laughter.
Playing his role to the fullest, he threatened Kuokuo again: "Cursing big bro, huh? Little puppy, just you wait, if you dare to join the co-stream, see if I don’t beat the crap out of you!"
After his tirade, Gou Huai flung himself on the bed, feeling so down and dirty.
You treat people like this?
Hmm, so satisfying~~~
But then Xingyu’s operator entered, trembling as he asked: "Bro, aren’t you the big brother from Yu’s financial group? Why are you here messing with our newbie?"
Gou Huai immediately turned the tables: "Your boss, President Luo, asked me to support the newbie scene, I was just joking with him to see if the streamer was fun, who knew he couldn’t take a joke? You teach him to curse at big spenders?"
Pfft!
Chu Changkuo almost spat out a mouthful of blood, frantically pulling his hair.
Who’s joking with you?
Do you call that a joke?
You’re 100% gay!
Kuokuo’s face darkened from white to black, devastated by the banter, yelling: "I don’t need your support! I’ll refund your money, stay the fuck away from me!"
He finally knew not to swear any more, or he might be banned, so his fervor seemed insufficient.
But Su Huai had no intention of teasing him further; such a fun toy needed to be played with slowly, couldn’t be broken all at once.
So Little Steel Cannon turned and left, then 2 minutes later, "Collapse Your Bed" joined again.
By then, Kuokuo was still sulking, saw the new big brother but didn’t respond.
However, many in the chat were comforting him, and many were asking what happened.
Across the screen, along with the newcomer Tang Xian’er, a conversation was happening: "As newcomers, we must keep a calm mind, Yu and Mr Huai have always said, during a livestream you meet all kinds of weirdos, if you take them seriously, you lose..."
While the elder sister at home comforted him, he didn’t want to acknowledge it, but as soon as Tang Xian’er spoke, Kuokuo immediately perked up.
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