Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Fri May 23 2025

Interlude 9: Catpocalypse.

''...Huh?''

On a beautiful day, just like any other.

I wake up to a flurry of fluff surrounding me. Sёarch* The NovelZone.fun website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

No, really. I'm used to being squeezed in boobs and thighs all the time, and I take great pleasure in that, but this fluffiness is far from that. This sort of... fur...?

Indeed, every inch I move, some sort of extremely light, squishy warmth brushes against my skin. In other words, this isn't normal.

''What the...''

And when I inevitably scan around, that sense of incongruity becomes immediately apparent—each and every member of my harem has something extra on their bodies.

No, it's not that they grew another one of those, but... cat ears. And tails.

Aside from Anna, who's cozily curling up on top of me, the others aren't supposed to have such features. Yet, here they are, with twitching cat ears matching the colors of their hair.

Liana's green ears seem exotic. Emy and Eva's silverly ones are lavish. Luna's mesmerizing, Tina's fiery... and Sariel's ears have both red and yellow fur. Amazing.

Even those unconscious movements of their tails express much personality.

And... the sheer amount of purring is numbing my brain.

Is there a Heaven more blissful than this?

''Ugh...''

Unable to contain the urge, I reach out my hands and gently, very gently, touch those fluffy bunches. First of all, I want to try my elven lovers' first.

As soon as my palms' weight falls on them, they easily fold, but the smooth fur texture I feel has me thinking I am touching well-made brushes. Moreover, the instant those ears unconsciously flinch and slap against my skin, I almost let out a moan.

Holding back my indecent voice, I slowly move on to taste the other pairs of cat ears, with smooth hair as toppings, until someone's alarm suddenly rings.

''Ngn...''

There is only one person in this house who wakes up this early—it's the orange cat! I almost want to stroke the idiot's fur backward. I should have had more time...!

Nonetheless, even as I quickly turn off the alarm, my cat fiancés begin to lazily wake up, one by one. Starting from the second-most diligent, Tina, the cats adorably stretch on the bed, going airplane-mode while wiggling their tails around. As their mouths open, I also notice quite a few of them have sharp fangs.

Maybe this is common. Anna's quite pathetic, though.

If they bit me with those... ah, bad thoughts, bad thoughts.

By the time everyone has awakened, albeit still eepy, and is lining up for the bathroom, only... the orange cat remains curled up on my body for some reason.

''...Wake up, you lazy cat!''

''Nyah?!''

When breakfast arrives, I feel as though my bones would melt sooner or later from all the immense cat-radiation that I receive. All of a sudden, my already clingy and cuddling girlfriends have become even more clingy as they turn into cats.

Having tails wrapped around my wrists and ears brushing against my neck is a heavenly experience.

Worse, everybody acts like nothing is wrong, and I don't even have the courage to ask. I mean, if even Eva has turned into a cat goddess, what else can I even do?

So, I decide not to give a damn about it and continue enjoying my Heaven.

''Sylvia... feed me...''

''Me too...''

In reality, I am quite certain this is a dream. After all, no way on Earth can Liana have this kind of girlish charm. I mean, that expression is a bit unsettling... but I like it.

''Sylvie...''

After gushing about how adorable this flat-chested idiot can be if she acts like one—in my mind, of course—I gradually move on to feeding other cats, too.

This is like taking care of small animals.

''Heheh...''

I'm melting...

But... what is this strange sense I'm feeling? It's rather similar to having a stuffy nose—a bit suffocating. Has the air been polluted by cat hair or something...?

More concerning than that is perhaps the hollowing sort somewhere in my consciousness. Like a black hole, it's pulling me strongly toward somewhere indeterminable

''W-Wait, let me pet—''

Snap.

I snap open my eyes... only to see a flurry of human skin. Neither too stout nor too fat—it's a pretty stomach. Somehow, Anna must be having quite a dream, seeing that she so tightly hugs my head while giggling in her dreams like this.

...But it's her fault for waking me up from that dream!

Silently deciding not to show as much love for her today, I move on with my day as usual, regretting a bunch of gorgeous cat girls.

''Oh.''

Wait. If they weren't born cat girls... then they just need to become one, right?

Excitedly, I run off to tell everybody about my amazing idea, mentioning the nice dream as well. 

''How about making cat ears and tails with divine power...?!'' I propose.

Surprisingly, it appears to be quite popular among my harem members, nodding to one another and all. Yet, right when I begin to hold some hope—

''Ngh...! Hgn...! S-Slower...!''

Even though I said I liked cat girls... that didn't mean I would be the cat girl...!?

And stop bullying the cat so much!

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